More Santa Banta SMS
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"
Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.
Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!
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9:49 AM
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October 18, 2008 at 2:32 PM
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