tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6352947993976280952009-02-21T08:57:55.408-08:00A huge Collection of Santa Banta SMS, Funny SMS, Jokes Sardar Ji Jokes, Family SMS in Urdu, English, Hindi and Punjabi.Wasiq Ansarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17775414133471206587noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-635294799397628095.post-30670180451299872812007-11-29T09:49:00.000-08:002008-05-20T06:59:42.470-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Funny SMS</span></a><br /></div>Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?<br />A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.<br /><br /><br />Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya"<br />Santa: He done his work and Done Dana Dan Done Dana Dan...<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/urdu-funny-sms.asp?pn=1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Urdu Funny SMS</span></a><br /></div><br />Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;<br />Santa aage nahi bada;<br />Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?<br />Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!<br /><br /><br />Santa: goes to buy underwear,<br />on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells<br />it is of Rs 500.<br /><br />Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,<br />Party wear nahi chahiye!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/635294799397628095-3067018045129987281?l=santabantasms.blogspot.com'/></div>Wasiq Ansarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17775414133471206587noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-635294799397628095.post-5774680385208552472007-11-29T09:34:00.000-08:002007-11-29T09:40:21.386-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/santa-banta-jokes.asp?pn=1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Santa Banta SMS</span></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.<br />Banta: R u ok?<br />Santa: Yeah!<br />Banta: Did u break anything?<br />Santa: No, there's nothing down here.<br /><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/santa-banta-jokes.asp?pn=2"><span style="font-weight: bold;">More Santa Banta Jokes</span></a><br /><br />Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.<br />Doc: wht happened?<br />Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai.<br /><br /><br />Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.<br />Banta asked: What are you doing?<br />Santa: Drying sweat.<br /><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/santa-banta-jokes.asp?pn=3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Latest Banta SMS</span></a><br /><br />Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?<br />Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.<br /><br /><br />Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.<br />Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.<br /><br /><br />Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."<br /><br />air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"<br /><br />Read More Funny SMS at <a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Funny SMS</span></a><br /><br /><a href="http://funnysms.pakreseller.com/forum/default.asp"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Funny SMS Forum</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/635294799397628095-577468038520855247?l=santabantasms.blogspot.com'/></div>Wasiq Ansarihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17775414133471206587noreply@blogger.com1